A Few Simple Truths: Partying in Utah

Utah. My home. Born and raised. That statement really tends to say a lot about a person. Especially when you add that i am not exactly a religious person, im not a republican, im single, without children and i dont even ski or snowboard. Trust me, i dont know why im here either so lets not talk about that. What we can talk about are a few simple truths I have observed in my extensive partying experience while in UTAH maybe one of the single strangest places in the galaxy to grab a drink with friends....

A Few Simple Truths: Unemployment

Hi ALL, wow look at all my devoted readers (some who might even read my blog once in a while) It appears that this blog has gone from a lengthy daily read to a skimpy bi-monthly at best. I know what you are all thinking, my inbox has been overflowing with demands to continue this saga, but Oprah's lawyers keep hounding me to quit making fat jokes. The truth is i simply have not had the motivation to log into my account. I hate typing my user name and password, absolutely hate it. (I also despise receiving paper mail, but thats another topic) I certainly have plenty on my mind I would like to share with you. I'm never without at least one of life's little ironies clawing at the back of my eyes trying to escape the twisted confines of my mind, but sometimes i just cant make myself log in. This may come off as complete and utter laziness, however i see it as something more than laziness. In order to really explain myself I am going to have to first explain a few simple truths of unemployment...

Count Bloggula, and Doing What You love.

I have been told all my life, I would make a good writer. I have always done well in any class that had to do with English, reading, or writing. At one time I was destined to be an English-Lit major (that is until I realized that I would be better off majoring in making toast). But one thing I always wanted to try, was writing my own editorials or news column; which is partially why I have started this blog.  At the encouragement of a few friends pushing me to try something like this, to try living the dream, I took a small portion of the time I generally waste on a daily basis and I have created a monster...

The Impending Day and Optimism

Welcome again readers! (i actually have one now)


Today I awoke at the crack of 9 am. I hated the fact I had to wake up so early this morning just to call and cancel a few job interviews. (unemployment is a balancing act) But what I hated even more was the fact that somehow 9 am had become "early" to me. After coffee was brewed and business was done for the day (about 10) I faced a new challenge, what to do for the rest of the day? I certainly have plenty I should be doing, but it was only 10am and I could probably sleep for a bit longer. I resisted the temptation to take a nap, and decided that if someone is going to take the time to follow my blog, i should probably write in it. So here we are...

Welcome New Readers

Greetings readers, 

Welcome to my blog! I must admit that this is my first blog and (like everything I do) if there are norms and etiquettes of blogging I will be breaking them shortly. I'm not quite sure how to begin, (the picture of the charging buffalo is probably a good start) so let’s begin with a disclaimer...