A Few Simple Truths: Partying in Utah

Utah. My home. Born and raised. That statement really tends to say a lot about a person. Especially when you add that i am not exactly a religious person, im not a republican, im single, without children and i dont even ski or snowboard. Trust me, i dont know why im here either so lets not talk about that. What we can talk about are a few simple truths I have observed in my extensive partying experience while in UTAH maybe one of the single strangest places in the galaxy to grab a drink with friends....

A Few Simple Truths: Unemployment

Hi ALL, wow look at all my devoted readers (some who might even read my blog once in a while) It appears that this blog has gone from a lengthy daily read to a skimpy bi-monthly at best. I know what you are all thinking, my inbox has been overflowing with demands to continue this saga, but Oprah's lawyers keep hounding me to quit making fat jokes. The truth is i simply have not had the motivation to log into my account. I hate typing my user name and password, absolutely hate it. (I also despise receiving paper mail, but thats another topic) I certainly have plenty on my mind I would like to share with you. I'm never without at least one of life's little ironies clawing at the back of my eyes trying to escape the twisted confines of my mind, but sometimes i just cant make myself log in. This may come off as complete and utter laziness, however i see it as something more than laziness. In order to really explain myself I am going to have to first explain a few simple truths of unemployment...